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Rohan laughed. He laughed at the raw, unfiltered absurdity of the film. He watched Zohan bridge the gap between Israelis and Palestinians one disco dance at a time. For an hour and forty minutes, Rohan wasn't in a sweaty cyber café; he was in the salon, smelling the hairspray and tasting the hummus.
"Got it," Rohan whispered.
Despite the grainy video and the audio sounding like it was recorded inside a tin can, the movie worked its magic. Zohan caught fish in mid-air. He used a marauder’s towel like a weapon. He made love to older women in the salon while "Pressure" by Billy Idol played.