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He leaned back, defeated by the sheer, oppressive elegance of it all. He clicked on the only remaining icon: a trash can that looked like it was made of woven platinum.
Panic rising, Elias reached for the power button. He needed to hard reboot. He needed the cold, utilitarian comfort of the BIOS.