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They vanished. The door clicked shut.
Lucas was on a mission. His older cousin, a legend who claimed to have seen every stoner comedy known to man, had given him a specific challenge: "You haven't lived until you've seen Cheech and Chong Atacam Novamente in Portuguese."
"Top," Chong agreed, giving a thumbs up. "Literally top."
Lucas sat on the floor, opening the chips. The absurdity of it all washed over him. He wasn't just assisting (watching) the movie; he was living the dubbed experience. The timing of the jokes, the chaotic energy, the unmistakable rhythm of their Portuguese voices—it was chaos, but it had a rhythm.
"The van is gone, man!" Cheech was yelling at the laptop screen. "Someone stole the van!"
He didn't know. He just knew he had a sudden, overwhelming urge to listen to "Low Rider" and buy a very large bag of pretzels. He hit play again. This time, he was ready.